Amber’s Numbnuttters (Mar 8, 2021)
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Title: Amber’s Numbnuttters
Author: kira
Table: Autumn: Images (Holiday Prompts)
Prompt: Image 23; a picture of person holding up a jack-o-lantern as their head with orange smoke coming out of it
Fandom: Original
Characters: Bernd, James, Amber
Word count: 186
Rating: PG 13
Summary: While Amber is busy, trying to decorate the porch for Halloween, Bernd & her twin brother James stop by to show her something…
Author’s note: Special thanks to my beta Kat for pinking this. Please also note that this was also written for Holiday Prompts Autumn: Images table. Please also note that this was supposed to be posted way back in October.
“Hey, Amber! Come’re!! You gotta see this!!” Bernd called out.
Amber looked up from where she was decorating the front porch for Halloween. “What are you numbnutters up to now?”
“Look!!”
She heaved a long suffering sigh and turned around, even though she would rather ignore her boyfriend and twin brother. “What?”
“Do it, James!” Bernd said. He looked over at his girlfriend and added, “Watch this!”
James turned around and fished a lighter out of his pocket. He lit an orange smoke bomb and stuck it inside a carved pumpkin, before turning back around. Clouds of thick orange smoke billowed out the jack-o-lantern’s eyes. He held the pumpkin up so that it hid his face, while trying hard not to cough.
“What do you think?” Bernd said.
“I think you two are a couple of idiots,” Amber said. She went back to decorating the porch.
Bernd looked crestfallen. “Oh…”
James carefully nudged him with an elbow and coughed. “Why are you so upset? I think she likes it,” James said.
“Yeah!” Bernd visibly brightened.
Amber hung up another bat and shook her head. “Definitely numbnutters.”
Author: kira
Table: Autumn: Images (Holiday Prompts)
Prompt: Image 23; a picture of person holding up a jack-o-lantern as their head with orange smoke coming out of it
Fandom: Original
Characters: Bernd, James, Amber
Word count: 186
Rating: PG 13
Summary: While Amber is busy, trying to decorate the porch for Halloween, Bernd & her twin brother James stop by to show her something…
Author’s note: Special thanks to my beta Kat for pinking this. Please also note that this was also written for Holiday Prompts Autumn: Images table. Please also note that this was supposed to be posted way back in October.
“Hey, Amber! Come’re!! You gotta see this!!” Bernd called out.
Amber looked up from where she was decorating the front porch for Halloween. “What are you numbnutters up to now?”
“Look!!”
She heaved a long suffering sigh and turned around, even though she would rather ignore her boyfriend and twin brother. “What?”
“Do it, James!” Bernd said. He looked over at his girlfriend and added, “Watch this!”
James turned around and fished a lighter out of his pocket. He lit an orange smoke bomb and stuck it inside a carved pumpkin, before turning back around. Clouds of thick orange smoke billowed out the jack-o-lantern’s eyes. He held the pumpkin up so that it hid his face, while trying hard not to cough.
“What do you think?” Bernd said.
“I think you two are a couple of idiots,” Amber said. She went back to decorating the porch.
Bernd looked crestfallen. “Oh…”
James carefully nudged him with an elbow and coughed. “Why are you so upset? I think she likes it,” James said.
“Yeah!” Bernd visibly brightened.
Amber hung up another bat and shook her head. “Definitely numbnutters.”